MOONS OF PANGAEA are a set of interdependent probability waves. At the Newtonian level, they make instrumental post-rock evoking the alien soundscapes of Mogwai and the fierce riffage of Godspeed; as a quantum phenomenon, it is unclear if they exist at all. Seek enlightenment and/or annihilation in this ocean of heavy guitars and freaked-out synthesizers. 

SLZY MYLFS is a spectacular synth-punk band based in Boulder. Featuring members with collective expertise in art, music, dance, comedy, and forestry management, the band stages elaborate performances that are incandescent with feminist and anti-capitalist rage.

SLZY MYLFS' first EP, ppl slzr, was self-released in late 2025, following the release of a music video for "Cybertruck." Both releases were awarded numerous accolades by the band's friends, as well as grudging respect and/or indifference from its enemies.

As Grodius Maximus (guitarist of GWAR) declares: "When the SLZY MYLFS come to town, you know what's around."