The “Sex, Drugs, and Delusions” T-shirt is designed by the Trident employees and has become one of the best selling tees in the history of the cafe and bookstore. The shirt is made from 100% cotton and is available in a clean and classic off-white, cream color. The T-shirt design reframes the oldest cafe in Colorado’s mantra, “Coffee, Tea, Books, and Community,” and evolves it into “Sex, Drugs, and Delusions.”